Wednesday, February 06, 2008

the Main Monkey Business*

Random thoughts.

  • Socialism doesnt work. Mental masturbation doesnt change that fact.
  • San Francisco could detach from the US and float away and no one would know the difference.
  • UPS should pay me more. You know, quality assurance and all that.
  • Im moving to Lubbock soon, and I hope its better than Dallas. My unfortunate cynical nature tells me to expect otherwise, but I say my cynicism can take off. I wish it would, anyhow.
  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is a really funny show. Its a spoof of Stephen King and all the other 80s horror shows, and it is an instant classic. Look it up!
  • Ethanol is a joke and will be remembered as such.
  • Global warming is a joke and will be remembered as such. I could go on with this, but its not convincing anyone of anything so whatever.
  • Milkbones taste better than anything on the menu at Boston's "Gourmet Pizza".
  • Alice in Chains was a much better band than Nirvana. Its true, folks, its true.


Blogger Frustrated Writer said...

Lubbock may actually be a great place! Milkbones are better for your teeth too.

12:59 PM  

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