the Main Monkey Business*

Random thoughts.

• Socialism doesnt work. Mental masturbation doesnt change that fact.
• San Francisco could detach from the US and float away and no one would know the difference.
• UPS should pay me more. You know, quality assurance and all that.
• Im moving to Lubbock soon, and I hope its better than Dallas. My unfortunate cynical nature tells me to expect otherwise, but I say my cynicism can take off. I wish it would, anyhow.
• Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is a really funny show. Its a spoof of Stephen King and all the other 80s horror shows, and it is an instant classic. Look it up!
• Ethanol is a joke and will be remembered as such.
• Global warming is a joke and will be remembered as such. I could go on with this, but its not convincing anyone of anything so whatever.
• Milkbones taste better than anything on the menu at Boston's "Gourmet Pizza".
• Alice in Chains was a much better band than Nirvana. Its true, folks, its true.