How to waste Congress

...by our pal, Diane Feinstein.

1. Choose a state stupid enough to elect you....say, oh, California, with great strongholds of, erm, democracy like San Francisco.
2. Propose useless legislation that is merely a smokescreen to hide your transparent, retarded motives.
3. Display the keynote of your legislation before Congress...

Attached is a picture of Feinstein holding up Congress.

What a dope.