Sunday, June 04, 2006

Gentlemen, you are America's best.

And the cockroaches arent. After a vicious, disturbingly bloody week-long battle in which men lost both sanity and sleep, the roach enemy has been decimated in a huge cloud of bug-lethal gas. You smell that? That aerosol smell. I love it. I love the smell of bug killing aerosol in the morning!

I usually dont do plugs for products on my blog, but this time Ill make an exception. Actually, two exceptions. I bought this Raid Max, and it kills bugs in two seconds flat. Any bug. For instance, this door-to-door salesman came up and POW he fell over dead in no time at all.
Secondly, Wal-Mart is the greatest store on the planet. The people that protest it dont quite get the gist of capitalism. Profit is good, not bad. Compete, you meatheads! Anyway, the WalMart version of Diet Coke is 58 cents per 2 liter, all the time. That means you can stay doped up on caffeine unendingly for very little money. It has aspartame, but I aint skeered. Ill die at 72 instead of 72 1/2. Better drink more diet soda to make up for those extra six months.


Blogger Alisa said...

Just don't let any cockroaches have that WM Diet Coke. You will never be able to kill them or their mutated progeny.

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