Ten Things Everyone Needs to Do

1. Get a hold of some Dublin Dr. Pepper. Its wonderful. Its the oldest DP bottling plant in the world and the DP there is made with pure cane sugar. MARVELOUS.
2. Fire a shotgun. Like my uncle Tim told me once, "its better than sex!"
3. Have a good laugh at the two party system. Then get a new one that doesnt suck.
4. Live in the depths of poverty for a week.
5. Live in the lap of luxury for a week.
6. Eat their peas and spinach.
7. Drive a motorcycle. Its the epitome of freedom; its so much more exhilirating than a car!
8. Start a blog! Then delete it! Then start it again!
9. Smoke a La Gloria Cubana cigar. As soon as they life the *%#$& ban on Cuban products...anyhoo, Castro used slash and burn harvesting on his tobacco crop so I hear their cigars are worthless now. But I would try one anyway.
10. Hit a politician in the stomach. Maybe, all together, we can knock the hot air out of em.